Porcupine Pie

Porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie,
Vanilla soup, a double scoop, please.
No, maybe I want, maybe I won’t, maybe I will.
The tutti fruit, with fruity blue cheese.
Ah, but porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie,
Don’t let it get on your jeans,
I know it sounds a little strange,
but you got to eat it with gloves or your hands will turn green.

Porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie,
Vanilla soup, a double scoop, please.
No, maybe I want, maybe I won’t, maybe I will.
The tutti fruit, with fruity blue cheese.
Ah, but porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie.
It weaves it’s way through my dreams,
And I do believe I’m gonna have one
and leave enough room for dessert, chicken ripple ice cream.