A Parody in 3 verses – you know the tune!
Love on the rocks
is so hard on the back
Let’s not lay there –
the bugs will attack.
Let’s go find a drink
we’ve got all afternoon.
First, we said the ocean
Hey, those clouds are boiling!
Suddenly you find the island’s
washed out from the storm.
Then we said the city
God, it’s so damn noisy!
I can’t hear a word you say and
I can’t think; let’s get away.
Let’s just go home.
Out on the deck is the best place to be.
I’m lying here and you’re lovin’ me.
It’s just the right place
for the rest of our lives.